Tytti Heikkinen

(Transl. Niina Pollari)


Contributor's note
My name is Tytti Heikkinen, and I'm a Finnish female poet. My type of poetry is search-engine based. I don't write "out of my own head" per se; instead, I pluck random text-mass from the Internet and form poems from it by recombining sentences and words. In a sense, my role in this process could be thought of as one of a cutter or director rather than of a traditional poet. My first collection, Täytetyn eläimen lämpö (Taxidermied Animal's Warmth), was published in Finland in February 2008.

This issue will publish poems from my upcoming collection. They belong to the so-called "Fatty-XL" series, which contains search-engine generated flarf poems. As many readers know, flarf poems consciously use low language and bad taste to their advantage. In my own poems, I tend to combine the flarf aesthetic with my own easygoing and often narrative style. These poems can be said to belong to a new tradition of European feminism, among whose representatives I count the German novelist Charlotte Roche, whose novel Feuchtgebiete (Wetlands, upcoming in English in 2009) uses a low-culture style in its own way and to its own advantage. This type of 'worsening-feminism' can be seen as a kind of protest and matricide in comparison to a tradition of extremely aesthetic, transparent women's writing. Among my own interests is language that differs from the highly polished, crystalline women's writing that in its ultimately finished state feels sometimes almost masochistic: we polish and polish, until the text burns up all its oxygen, all its life. It's freeing to do something completely different.

Fatty XL
I DON'T GET IT


I don get how people's minds move.
Like why Leena even dragged Ake there with her. .Like I could
say that it was her own fault what happened happened.
NowI llllove you Ake!!!!!!!! Oh I ripped apart when he said GOD I AM
A BADASS!!!!! Everyone says "lol he's a dork" and I know
it too it's just he's such a <3. Mainly I'm trying to
express that I'm fed up with being single I get from it a kind of
empty feeling.. let's talk about positions right away.Yeah I don't get it. ..
body movement. trackback. Probably everyone knows sixtynine;
but who has actually tried? Difficult say
I. And 5 minutes was more than(more than pois) enough. For a long time.
Mom's afraid I'll get some STD . I don't get what
there's to fear. I said I don't get either how someone could
look at old bitchs like that with elephant cunts.
Well yea ok..
I've been told that no dude is interested in me.
I don't know a lot about sex or dating, cause nobody has actually
ever explained them to Me, I have had to try to find them in books myself.
gotta laugh... .Am I stupid cause I don't get generally what's going on
scramble 'subjects' and 'objects' and who gave to whom and when?


Fatty XL
ANAL SEX THROUGHOUT THE AGES


Today I've been doing all kinds of stuff here at work, ex. reading
about anal sex on the internet:
"Anal sex has been common throughout the ages.
Today's young people
believe anal sex is not an extreme sport, but totally
natural and
belongs in a lifelong relationship. We're not talking about normal
vaginal sex. Less commonly we mean asshole
sex.."
Oh uh OH. personally I Don't necessarily recommend anal sex
to anyone., and I know exactly what I'm talking about, because the Super
tried it once with me. He said "Ok say camel when it starts
to walk" and got going. but it didn't work, it hurt too much . ..
then I Though, thatI don't really like older men anymore
if they're all like that!!!
**
... oh whoops. .. ..my bosses just arrived when I continueD
surfing..
Huh. Pretty bad surprise.
I asked since I couldn't think of what to say .. do you by any chance
practice anal sex or oral sex since you're now both pregnant?
They said "What a stupid thing to say" and the other one was like :
"BTW you forgot to inform your employers of your criminal past."
..!!!
Huh! A lot for a morning! Thank god soon it's
lunchtime!



Fatty XL
LIFE'S A BITCH UNTIL YOU DIE


OK OK now I'm going to say some stupid thi1ng!
But first: I want to superthank my friend Niina she asked me
to spend valentines day with her. .. was fun!!! there was arsi
and Ville , sami, ari, jukka and Hannu and some Jossu.
I don't really like Jossu kind of a slut and drunk totally saying
SUCH stupid things that you suffer listening Mad. But,
I know how I'm also totally easy and often give just
for stupid reasons, like for ex. if someone says my name.
    At the end of the night Jukka asked me over to continue .. he asked my place or
yours. Like oh hell. That kind of thing was cool
maybe like in the 1980s but now .. completely wrong dichotomy, say
I. But we went anyway.
That guy has enough hair! And he has a stomach too and strange
stuff, like for ex. when he introduced his testicles: Walrus and Super
Walrus. . like goddamn that man says such STUPID
things!!! Then again we've seen stupider guys, at least in Lahti,
and I'm not denying that he's my only Big Dick Friend.
But I Can't Stand that he's always doing those thumb things! and now
he's introducing like the start of some acrobatics (using lotion)
which I also kind of don't like....then he yelled
THE WHOLE TIME like hallelujah.,let there be light
For the people .. and something else for the people.
He managed to continue with me almost too long, I myself maintained just
for a moment the same mixing speed. I tried to think of some
positive aspects, like "the more I give the more
I will receive"...yea whatever. Despite my busy concentration
I fell asleep. In my dream I had long, light hair and I picked
flowers in a meadow.
    In the morning I decided to leave through the back. pretty thirsty..and
a massive selfdestructive feeling. Everything felt meaningless,
exhausting and insignificant.: Reality felt mostly like a performance
lacking something better, and with a plot that's occasionally
pretty seriously lost.
Hmn... in a certain development of decay it's possible to achieve such
a state ,that most people will never be able to recognize
these signs.